It’s 11:59 on Radio Free America; this is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn.

Right now I’ve got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone

• “the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall”,
• “john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache”.

It’s twelve o’clock, America, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on, or behind the line, this is your song.